{"product_id":"db687oneliners","title":"687 One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe eBook DOWNLOAD","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mms_prod_desc\"\u003eIf it's laughter you want, then this is the book for you. It contains short, one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics, and is ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you are a professional speaker or entertainer, you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera! \u003cbr\u003eDo not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille! \u003cbr\u003eEverywhere is walking distance if you have the time. \u003cbr\u003eI have a fear of German sausages! Yes, I fear the wurst! \u003cbr\u003eI invented a new word! Plagiarism! \u003cbr\u003eMy recliner and I - we go way back! \u003cbr\u003eQuantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of! \u003cbr\u003eThe zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. \u003cbr\u003eYou know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy!\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Murphy's Magic Supplies, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51029325873398,"sku":"mms-59451","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/5899\/6214\/files\/59451-full.png?v=1782496433","url":"https:\/\/www.pasteboardsandsilver.com\/products\/db687oneliners","provider":"Pasteboards and Silver","version":"1.0","type":"link"}